Pandemic Turns Life Upside Down With 20 Daily Decisions

So very many pandemic decisions every day:

1. Is it Monday? Saturday? Thursday? April? June? 1977? 99? Indiana? Illinois? IU? Purdue? Brad Pitt? George Clooney?
2. Slippers or slipper socks?
3. Frayed IU sweats with missing “I” or flannel pajama pants with stretched out elastic waist?
4. Underwear or commando?
5. Wine? Vodka? Mouthwash?
6. Messy, rapidly-turning-gray bun or baseball hat?
7. Hulu? Prime? Netflix?
8. Pink hearts and unicorns face mask or black crossbones and skulls face mask?
9. Sudoku? Jigsaw puzzle?  Crossword? Pin the tail on the Michigan Militia?
10. Cheetos? Doritos? Kettle chips?
11. Brush teeth and rinse with mouthwash or skip the teeth and gulp the mouthwash? (Refer back to No. 5)
12. Watch news and open wrists? Watch “Keeping Up With Kardashians” and see if Kim’s butt got any bigger? Or watch “Shtisel” again and consider conversion to Orthodox Hasidic Judaism?
13. Sleep? Nap? Doze? Move from recliner to sofa?
14. Makeup? Face mask? Burka?
15. Eat pan of fudge brownies or 2-layer chocolate chip and caramel cheesecake?
16. Help an older lady load her groceries into her car or gut-punch the guy standing 6” from my face in checkout lane who’s wearing no mask and yelling, “This is bullsh–!”
17. Brave the crowds to buy toilet paper? Hand sanitizer? Bleach? AK-47?
18. Make a nutritious dinner for Hubby and me or hide in the closet and eat a quart of Häagen-Dazs with a soup ladle?
19. Use 100-proof hand sanitizer on my hands or make a relaxing Tizer ‘n Tonic?
20. Do something? Do nothing? Do anything?